I’m writing this from a beach in northern Spain, sipping on a cold beer on the shore, with no Wifi or access to the progressive press, about 4,000 kilometers from Charlotte, so I am already better prepared than any New York Times editorialist to comment on the RNC. At least my article hasn’t been written before starting. Plus, I’m surrounded by a load of pretty girls in bikinis, so I feel like I’m at a Trump rally. Between you and me, now that the influencers aren’t listening, I suspect the best-kept beauty secret is being anti-abortion. I’ve researched it for years, and I’ve come to the conclusion that pro-lifers are prettier. I guess in the end you have to choose between looking a bit like Ivanka Trump or Nancy Pelosi, who always looks like a blowfish that Kamala Harris just stuck a pin into.
What CNN Won't Tell You*
What CNN Won't Tell You*
What CNN Won't Tell You*
I’m writing this from a beach in northern Spain, sipping on a cold beer on the shore, with no Wifi or access to the progressive press, about 4,000 kilometers from Charlotte, so I am already better prepared than any New York Times editorialist to comment on the RNC. At least my article hasn’t been written before starting. Plus, I’m surrounded by a load of pretty girls in bikinis, so I feel like I’m at a Trump rally. Between you and me, now that the influencers aren’t listening, I suspect the best-kept beauty secret is being anti-abortion. I’ve researched it for years, and I’ve come to the conclusion that pro-lifers are prettier. I guess in the end you have to choose between looking a bit like Ivanka Trump or Nancy Pelosi, who always looks like a blowfish that Kamala Harris just stuck a pin into.